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CanEH!dian’s Love beIN sports

9 Mar

beIN SPORTSma9 2014Buddy the CanEH!dian Beaver is elated that we have cleared the airway’s & that we can watch our favorite’s  under the umbrella of beIN sports “GRID”  see were not alway’s Loser’s EH!!!.

CHELSEA! …U NEVER LOSE IF U FOLLOW THE “BLUE’S”

7 Feb

CHELSEA BLUE'S PRIDE feb7 2014Just as it is 4 Hollywood & the “RED CARPET”  CHELSEA has it’s “GREEN CARPET” and that mean’s it’s time 4 the “STAR’S” 2 shine, JOSE is building a team that will be drivin like the Bus by a freakin “BIG ENGINE”  that ROAR’S!!!…..and does’nt SNORE!, were here 2 walk the walk, 4get the talk …..it’s time 2 “ROCK”. Seriously! I believe that next year we’ll see the real Mourinho footprint, BBBBUT! this year that trip 2 the Etihad  has put the tam back in the “BIG SHOW” FRIGGINELL! it’s going 2 b a sprint 2 the END!.  This crazy season is magic 2 the “NEUTRAL’S” among us,  I believe that their voice’s would say that Arsenal will falter, & then it would come down 2 Chelsea, & Manchester City, & we all know what a “BIG ENGINE” is tuned 4,  & like I said next year wit will be a “BIGGER ENGINE”  & 2 all our “BLUE’S BROTHER’S & SISTER’S” ………ENJOY!!!!!

CHELSEA ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK

5 Feb

CHELSEA PRIDEfeb4 2014Chelsea & their youngster’s are reaching 4 the “STAR’S”,  Mourinho is putting together a blend of Defensive Backbone, and Attacking Flair with tons of skill’s and Electric Pace,  watching the youngster’s play against the Mighty Manchester City, who are the favorite’s 2 take the title, was a real eye opener, they took another step forward in the Genesis of the new “CHELSEA”  All the youngster’s Hazard, Matic, Aspalacueta, William, Oscar, they ALL! came through with flying color’s, 2 player’s that stood out 4 me was Matic, and William, with his reassuring defensive skills, Matic’s easy going personality is a perfect fit 4 the Chelsea Backbone, William come’s loaded with electric Pace, Brazilian Skill’s, and one helluva ENGINE & shoot! he can score goal’s, he’s a Star in the “ENGINE ROOM”    ZOUMA AHEAD 2 next year,  central defense is a very critical position in the premier & Champion League, the old time British centre back is long gone, this is the era of Pace, Skills, & Athletic ability’s, as a Central Defender Kurt Zouma come’s loaded, he will be the future 4 Chelsea, and with my finger’s crossed 2 player’s in the Summer window like Luke Shaw, & a swop with Atletico  Madrid, Diego Costa 2 the Blue’s,  Fernando Torres back 2 his home where he can pick up his career again, SHOOOOT!!!! I just wet myself  “C-H-E-L-S-E-A”  r back where they should always be, in the “BIGSHOW” . YEH!. @ Last.

ScottyBro & the Soccer God’s in RIO

28 Sep

ScottyBro on Copacabana Beach sept28 2013This trip was always going 2 b a freakin Pilgrimage, NO! Scotty’s not a religious guy, he just promised his mate’s back in Scotland that  when he was on Copacabana Beach in RIO ,that he would face the “Christ the Redeemer” statue, he would on behalf of the “TartanARMY” pray 2 the Soccer GOD’S 4 some devine intervention on the behalf of the poor misguided Soccer nut;s, clad in their finest Regalia they have freakin tried everything else sadly 2 no avail, BUT one thing that Scot’s come loaded with is that their not cheap on the Stubborn side,, Anyhooooo! what is there 2 lose, we love the ADDventure yuk! yuk! SHOOT! we SCOT’S have been in every nook & Cranny of this freakin world,  SO! we need2 get back 2 the “BIG SHOW”.

ARSENAL LAMENT!

17 Aug

ARSENAL FARSENAL aug17 2013In the famous line’s of a self promotional genius, “YOUR FIRED” the time has come when the poor Arsenal fan’s can no longer fork out the hard earned money on the product that is on the field and in the Boardroom, we need change’s NOW! or the season will be a formality, what’s that 8 year’s in the doldrum’s with no hope, 2 all u conservative minded fan’s  we need you 2 become part of the movement, let’s build the ARSENAL PRIDE AGAIN.