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Beaver “WORK of ART”.

Biz the CanEH!dian Beaver just love’s the Arts, especially when he can get his teeth into it, THIS IS one of his  favorite’s, his neibhorhood in Southern Alberta lie’s on the Canada/USA Border, SO!  with his trusty Nosher’s he came up with this we r CanEH!dian’s! Landmark, WELCOME!!!….

Wood U believe a NIMBY Beaver

Beaver T-E-X-T country

SPIDER WEB

Oh the fun we spiders have, now they have this thing called WWW, but we still continue spinning our webs and catching our food.

2 ScottieDOG “LIFE IS A GIG”

CanEH!dian OLYMPIC FEVER!

BLIMEY!….THE BRITISH BULLDOG IS BIG ON “UNION’S”

DUCK!!!……YOUR IN THEIR FREAKIN SIGHT’S BRO!

Poor DUCK’S! they get the title of  “The Most Shot At ” animal in the freakin world, Damn the “Buck-Shot” it should b used 4 BUCK’S! Only, ugh?. What we really need is some Reverse Psychology, can u imagine the little fella with a Double Barreled Shotgun with great sight’s? . ….and not Drunk! one can only Dream?.

DOWN @ THE BEAVER POND

For one hour the hormone loaded 4 young buck Frog’s named the 4EF’S gang have been trying 2 keep up with the chassis of the Pond’s Beauty Queen named “LEG’S”, she’s not only the “Hip Hop”  champion of there clan, she love’s 2 show them a new pair of heel’s, & throw in the friggin fact!….she’s the best damn swimmer in the group, it’s really a shame 4 the 4EF’S!… the more in shape they get, she just notche’s it up a bit, and Wallaaaa! (BYE!), her golden rule is that if u can stay ahead of the “Sniffer’s) in life, your ahead of the game, Needless 2 say thing’s will CHANGE!…Mr. Beaver can guarantee that, he need’s a good sized tree 2 work on his new dam, SO! with good ugh? judgement, close 2 the pond  with a meaty trunk, I tellya if these 4EF’S dont get outta the way their going 2 be POND-ERING there next Sniff! TEXT! HeadACHE! or maybe the next Triathlon with “LEG’S”